By Jeremy Clarkson

IN the wee small hours of Thursday night, just 30 hours after what is almost certainly the world’s fastest ever car crash, Richard Hammond suddenly sat up in bed, opened his eyes and asked what had happened.

“You’ve been in a car accident,” I said. “Was I driving like a tw*t?” he asked, before getting out of bed and walking, shakily, to the lavatory.

His wife, Mindy, couldn’t believe her eyes. None of us could. It really did seem that he’d had a look through death’s door and decided he didn’t like what he saw on the other side.

Later, he looked across at James May and said: “Hello C**k face.”

Despite all the odds, it seemed we’d got our Hamster back . . .

Since his accident,politicians and other people are calling off Top Gear. Richard Hammond is a trained driver , and he with the rest of the team know what they are doing.

I am sure Richard,despite his accident,will still want to do what he does best : drive cars,have fun with them and help us pick up a good car.

That’s his show.

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