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An instructor in the BASIC programming language was teaching his class how to write a simple program and execute it. When each student had all their program steps keyed in, he told the class to type R-U-N and enter. A lady in the back of the class said that it didn’t work. It turned out, when the instructor had said to type R-U-N, she had typed, “are you in.”
- Customer: “How do you spell ‘Internet America’? Is there a space between ‘inter’ and ‘net’?”
- Tech Support: “No space between ‘inter’ and ‘net’. It’s spelled normally.”
- Customer: “Ok. A-M-E-R-I-C-K?”
- Tech Support: “That’s A-M-E-R-I-C-A.”
- Customer: “I-C-K???”
- Tech Support: “‘A’ as in apple”
- Customer: “There’s no ‘K’ in apple!”
- Customer: “I was printing something.”
- Tech Support: “From before you called?”
- Customer: “No, from Word.”
- Tech Support: “Well, sir, in that case I have to cancel the test and try again. So please leave your cable modem on this time.”
- Customer: (in a thick Russian accent) “What? You have cancer?”
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