• Here is something for you to laugh.

  • Tech Support: “Ok, why don’t you turn off error control and see if that clears the problem up.”
  • Customer: “Turn off AIR control? What the heck is AIR control??”

An instructor in the BASIC programming language was teaching his class how to write a simple program and execute it. When each student had all their program steps keyed in, he told the class to type R-U-N and enter. A lady in the back of the class said that it didn’t work. It turned out, when the instructor had said to type R-U-N, she had typed, “are you in.”

  • Tech Support: “Customer Support, this is David, may I help you?”
  • Customer: “Hello, yes, it’s me.”
  • Tech Support: “Oh, it’s me too.” [chuckle]
  • Customer: “No, Esmie. E, s, m, i, e.”
  • Tech Support: “Oh, sorry.”
  • Tech Support: “Type ‘fix’ with an ‘f’.”
  • Customer: “Is that ‘f’ as in ‘fix’?”
  • Customer: “How do you spell ‘Internet America’? Is there a space between ‘inter’ and ‘net’?”
  • Tech Support: “No space between ‘inter’ and ‘net’. It’s spelled normally.”
  • Customer: “Ok. A-M-E-R-I-C-K?”
  • Tech Support: “That’s A-M-E-R-I-C-A.”
  • Customer: “I-C-K???”
  • Tech Support: “‘A’ as in apple”
  • Customer: “There’s no ‘K’ in apple!”

  • Customer: “I was printing something.”
  • Tech Support: “From before you called?”
  • Customer: “No, from Word.”

  • Tech Support: “Where in the building is your printer located?”
  • Customer: “Middle of my desk.”
  • Tech Support: “If I have to give someone directions, where do I tell them to go?”
  • Customer: “In the middle of my desk where I work.”
  • Tech Support: “Well, sir, in that case I have to cancel the test and try again. So please leave your cable modem on this time.”
  • Customer: (in a thick Russian accent) “What? You have cancer?”
  • Tech Support: “Tell me, is the cursor still there?”
  • Customer: “No, I’m alone right now.”
  • Tech Support: “Are you reading an error message to me?”
  • Customer: “No, I’m reading an error message to you.”
  • Tech Support: “Do you have 3 1/2 inch diskettes?”
  • Customer: “No, I only have 3 of them.”

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